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I'm a mother of 2 eccentric individuals, wife of 1 ridiculously patient man and also we have two dogs, Russell and Dwight. Me gusta cheesy mexican religious art, though I'm neither Mexican nor particularly religious.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Ouch.

In my quest to tackle all things crafty that I never learned as a girl, I have, with the help of YouTube and a book or two, taught myself to knit. Please, hold your applause. I do have a newfound respect for all the arthritic knitters out there who persevere in spite of their pain. My hands are crippled after just 2 days of this business and I don't even have any rheumatic issues. Frank's grandmother would crotchet until her hands were practically twisted. His mother has to wear a wrist guard to keep knitting. I never understood what all the hullabaloo was about until I picked up my needles and gave it a go. It's so relaxing! Although very frustrating at first, (I was dangerously close to impaling anyone who came near me as I was trying to learn to cast on) I now find myself getting lost for hours, just stitching away. And if I find that I just can't make anything cool with all that I'm learning, I'll use the leftover yarn to make you all one of these for Christmas.

10 comments:

Cathy H. said...

Uhhhhh Yummmmmy!
Can you make mine with butterscotch lifesavers?
Can you leave off the scary clown???

jennifer said...

No way, man! The scary clown is part of the deal.

Libby said...

make mine pink!

Cathy H. said...

Libby Pot,
You are getting tooooo greedy! There are about 50 other members of Jennifer's family on the waiting list!!!!

jennifer said...

She knows all she has to do is ask and she shall receive. She gets to skip the line on occasion. :)

Libby said...

sorry i was being greedy,please take care of the other 50 people first and of you have enough energy left,could you make me a cozy for my tic tacs!!



(just kidding.it was all a joke anyway!!)

jennifer said...

TOTALLY!

Cathy H. said...

Libby,
You have your Dad's sense of humor!
Jennifer, can you whip up some Depend cozies for all of your old aunts with leaky bladders?!?!?!?

Erin said...

Hey Jen, this site has free videos that I've found to be really helpful.
http://www.knittinghelp.com/

Good luck! Let me know if you want any subversive knitting links ;)

jennifer said...

Girl, you know I do! Drop some more knowledge on me.